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I'm Olivia Kate Slack, 17 years old, from a place you've never heard of. My weekdays consist of 6th form and orange wednesdays, and my weekends consist of shopping for shoes and bags I can't afford.

Links

MY LINKS:
MySpace
deviantART
LOOKBOOK

OTHER LINKS:
inside-out
jak and jill
thecobrasnake
knight cat
i ♥ fake
studded hearts
wilfdox blog
olivia lopez blog
dirtylittlestylewhore
LE FLASSH
rosa-fiona bettina

identification

15 December 09

“oh my max had sex with his ex last night, cos he loves her ass and tits. so i tell you fred, come into my bed, if you don’t - i will call up fritz.”

i didn’t make that up, it’s an actual lyric from an actual song by an actual band. if you are curious, type “e-rotic - fred come to bed” into youtube (i’m being serious). they’re like the dirty version of vengaboys. saying that, werent it the vengaboys who came up with these GENIUS lyrics?:

“i saw you in the disco last night in san francisco, the way you used your joystick, it really makes my mouse click. come sit down on my laptop, lets do a little hiphop. let’s go into a chatroom and do a little boom boom. i saw you in the disco last week in san francisco. the way you used your joystick has really made me feel sick. the doctor checked my harddrive; a virus in my archive, my disc was not protected and now i am infected.”

…i swear i used to sing this when i was 7 years old, oblivious to how rude it actually was.

Posted: 4:25 PM
ELLO LITTLE PUPPY! i love this dog more than most people.

ELLO LITTLE PUPPY! i love this dog more than most people.

Posted: 1:55 PM

@ribenajellybean

robyn, you look beautiful and i love that top! :D remember those boys that walked past you in the chinese and came back for a second look at your boobies!? hahahaha. ignore those boy racers, you are a beeeeeeeeeaut.

Posted: 12:50 PM
hallelujah, i can wear my coat again without looking like an absolute fool!
p.s. this is my new hair, i just dyed it a bit darker.

hallelujah, i can wear my coat again without looking like an absolute fool!

p.s. this is my new hair, i just dyed it a bit darker.

Posted: 11:58 AM
Themed by Olivia. Originally by Josh